Good day to you my fellow felines!
But first of all please check there are any humans around? Are you sure? Is that door nicely secure? Excellent -remember the knowledge that we cats can use the internet is one of our most closely guarded secrets. So make sure you clear your search history before logging off. Just last week I had to help cover up for a foolish tabby in Skoke Illinois who’s owners found a mysterious ebay order for; 2 lbs of catnip and 200 feet of yarn. He was a very foolish feline and as a punishment gets only dry cat food at night, when he used get get herring. Yes he sleeps without the fishes. And the least said the better about the poor little old lady who found 2 hours of “Persians gone wild” on her computer!
My codename is Captain Catsup (my poor foolish human owners cal me Tinkerbell!) I’m Cat secret agent and defender of cat kind everywhere. And I will be keeping you up to date on my adventures over the coming weeks. Also I will be sharing my thoughts about a book my careless human left lying around. It’s a mystery about a group of cats who help humans! And they do it with a dog! If that is true, then it must be very comical. Anyway be seeing you, I can hear the humans stirring so signing out for now. And keep watching those cat flaps – let no intruders in!